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CHANGE.

SHIT HAPPENS. Clean it up. Carry on.

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Shits part of the story. Not the title.

Everybody shits.
It’s messy. It stinks. And it always shows up when you’re least prepared.

Same goes for life.

You’ll get hit with rejection, failure, betrayal—and want to sit in it.
But you don’t live in the bathroom.
You flush, wash your hands, and move the hell on.

Embarrassment? Flush it.
Shame? Flush it.
Regret? You guessed it—
flush that too.

You’re not the mess.
You’re the one who knows how to clean it up and keep going.

THIS ISN’T JUST JEWELRY.
It’s emotional bleach.
A neuroscience-backed cue that wipes shame off the mirror and lets you see the truth again.
You are not what happened.
You’re who got up.

⚙️ Product Details:
• 27" stainless steel ball chain — tough enough to outlast the stink
• Hand-stamped on a repurposed U.S. quarter — real, raw, and worth redeeming
• Ships with packaging that turns crap into clarity
• Handmade in the U.S.
• For anyone who’s been hit with life and kept moving

⚠️ Warning:
Embracing SHIT HAPPENS. may cause freedom, laughter, and the end of emotional constipation.

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